Well, we’re fast approaching valentines day and i’ll be honest.. for the first time in my life… i’m bothered by it. I don’t like this because i’m on a mission to take over the world, and for one small period of the year my mind is off target.

The birds are tweeting for each other and doing their funky little dances to attract each other, The dogs are raping each other at the local parks, The cows are taking each others weight, even the bees are flying in two’s connected at the back… worst of all my guppies seem to be at it alllllllll the time..

and here’s me.. typing on my blog. I’m so rock and roll!

Do i put my head down and wreck my life for a short period  though? NO! I’m more adventurous.. instead i’m getting all swankied up and heading out into the towns to do a little dance of my own I’m gonna hit the weights, tweet to a few birds whilst acting all guppyish and offer them the life changing experience of flying with me

Watch out….

When you smell that stimulating aroma.. you’ll know i’m near by

Happy hunting Nx